Zombie Theories

Zombie Theories

Government/Corporate

  1. Genetically modified foods have changed humanity in a way that prevents true death but there is a loss of higher brain functions.
  2. Nanotechnology has escaped from a government lab. Powerless to control a living creature, once dead, the nanites can take over the body. The intelligent technology sees humanity as unnecessary and a threat.
  3. Big Pharma succeeded in creating a drug that prolongs life. They released it into the food and water supply worldwide in order to keep the elderly and sick living and thus consuming medication. In the wild though there were unanticipated side effects.
  4. Dick Cheney
  5. Studies have shown a link between the undead condition and vaccinations. The zombies are the inevitable result of chemical interaction between all the childhood vaccinations.
  6. Terrorists associated with all the new Middle Eastern Death Cults released biological or chemical agents into the atmosphere that create zombies and our government is hiding it because the CIA was involved.

Biological

  1. Something new is infecting humanity. Different from bacteria and viruses, this new organism remains undetectable or the authorities haven’t released everything that they know about it.
  2. Experts predicted sudden changes in human evolution. Instead of humans mutating into X-men though they undergo this transformation at the end of their life. The human species has found a way to continue living and cheat death.
  3. Sub atomic collisions in the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland have been spraying the world in sub atomic particles since 2008 and mutated the human nervous system making us monsters after death.
  4. The “Japan Earthquake" and “accidents” that occurred March 11, 2011, were deliberate acts of tectonic nuclear warfare. Further the attack was carried out using HAARP technology by the Central Intelligence Agency, the United States Department of Energy, and British Petroleum on behalf of London banking interests. This was a test run for the earthquakes along the Ring of Fire on the 21st. And since the very first nuclear testing was performed radiation has been contaminating the water supply. “The EPA did a test on 25 bottled waters. In all of them they exceed the EPA limits. All of those could do liver damage, kidney damage and they all can cause lung and pancreatic cancer…Not only that, the plastic that the waters in, the bottle, has estrogenic chemicals, in other words estrogen disrupters…Chemicals that change the estrogen and the testosterone, in other words chemicals in our bodies that are related to reproduction. And then you have the hormone disrupters interacting with the radiation and the other materials that are in the water. And so you have one plus one is not two, it’s ten times worse the way they interact.” Voila, Zombie Apocalypse – Leuren Moret, formerly of Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory

Paranormal

  1. American psychedelic shaman Terrance McKenna suggests that the key to understanding 2012 is “timewave zero,” a numerological formula for “novelty,” defined as increase in the universe’s organised complexity over time. Apparently, the universe has a teleological attractor at the end of time that increases interconnectedness, eventually reaching a singularity of infinite complexity in 2012, at which point anything and everything imaginable will occur simultaneously. He achieved this insight over several years’ consumption of psilocybin and DMT in the 1970s.
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  3. Ghost hunters are citing angry, vengeful dead. Their investigations are encountering a dramatic increase in paranormal activity.
  4. Mediums are warning of an increase in restless spirits. Since the 21st the dead have not been at peace.
    This is a spiritual transformation of the Earth ocurring, and people being the most destructive and hateful species on the planet are simply reverting to their true nature. – Anna, Psychic intuitive, Empath, Nutritional Consultant
  5. You may have to work hard for it, but at the same time, 2013 will be dominated by making strong connections with others in an area your life may have been lagging. Because of that, you won’t be struggling uphill. The people who need to assist you will be there with you every step of the way. As a result, you may feel a bit “luckier” this year than you have in previous years – but don’t fool yourself. Everything you will achieve will have been put into place primarily through your own efforts. – Horoscope.com
  6. Everything can be explained by a reversal of Earth’s magnetic field which began changing on the 21st. This has caused geological disturbances, is disrupting current technologies, and the fluctuating magnetic fields have a sympathetic resonance with the human body’s own energy fields which appears to animate the recently deceased..
  7. The galactic alignment is causing different ethereal planes to bleed over into our reality. What we are seeing aren’t zombies but a twisted version of that person from a different reality. Perhaps their soul has been driven mad by the dual existence or perhaps it is some form of residual soul echo.
  8. Angered by the pollution of the world’s oceans vengeful shark spirits have found a way to inhabit the bodies of the recently dead. These ghost sharks were the subject of a SciFi channel documentary to be aired in 2013 – almost a year too late to prevent this zombie apocalypse.
  9. High concentrations of Tachyon particles are being observed by metaphysicists.  They theorize that a beam from deep space blasted the earth back on the 21 initiating the disasters.  Residual particles are now fueling the rise of the dead.  Everyone needs to start wearing aluminum foil hats so they don’t turn when they die.
  10. On the 21st Yogic Flying was practiced by 1% of California’s population but instead of bringing world peace it began the end of life as we know it.
  11. The 13 Crystal Skulls are glowing.  The power source is unknown but they are linked together forming an alien supercomputer.  If only one of the skulls could be destroyed then the grid would be broken and this madness would come to an end.

Extraterrestrial

  1. Energy waves from the dark planet Nibiru resonate at a particular frequency that reanimates corpses. Natural disasters are accelerating exponentially and astronomers believe that they are being caused by Nibiru coming closer and closer to Earth. A Wisconsin woman Nancy Lieder  said that as a young girl she was contacted by extraterrestrials called Zetas who had set up a communication device in her brain and sent out messages to her and they had told her about the Nibiru collision. Though she had predicted the year of doom as 2003, however it has been linked with the year 2013 after the interpretations with Sumerian and Mayan calendars.  According to the interpretation recorded by astronaut writer Zecharia Sitchin, it is said that a planet that crosses Earth once in 3600 years and is an opportunity for the Annunaki (the inhabitants of Nibiru) to interact with the humans. NASA is publicly denying anything about collision (and even deny the existence of Nibiru), but privately several sources in NASA have confirmed the projected collision date of July 21, 2013. At least the zombies will be destroyed too.
  2. José Argüelles (who later originated Earth Day) wrote of it in The Transformative Vision and listed the currently popular date, 2012-12-21, in his 1987 book The Mayan Factor: Path Beyond Technology. He claimed that, on this date, Earth would pass through a great “beam” from the centre of the galaxy, and that the Maya had aligned their calendar to predict this event.
  3. Ancient Alien Theorists have posited that aliens created the natural disasters and are controlling the recently dead in order to eliminate humanity. After all aliens exterminated dinosaurs to make way for our species in the first place. Now we are being removed to make way for a new species.
  4. MUFON (Mutual UFO Network) cites increased UFO sightings leading up to the cataclysms of the 21st as proof of an extraterrestrial link. Their researchers are still debating the exact nature of the link however.
    Parasitic organisms from outer space are colonizing humanity like in Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Religious

  1. This is Armageddon, the end of the world predicted in the Bible. The dead have risen as foretold and Jesus will come to judge humanity.
  2. The angry god of the Old Testament is punishing the world for it’s sinfulness. Somewhere there is a modern day Noah or Noahs that god has spoken to and is saving. The rest of humanity is doomed. Repent!
  3. Mayans were right. As the 13th bak’tun ends so does this world. What comes after nobody knows but the Tortuguero prophesy declares the return of Bolon Yockte. The mystical cosmology of the Maya links Bolon Yockte to happenings such as social unrest, conflicts, wars, eclipses and natural disasters. As we already know this deity is also linked to the underworld of Xibalba, demonstrated by his role at Palenque. Bolon Yockte is considered responsible for having helped create the current world and appears at the end of each Baktun, and will seemingly play some role in creating the next world. It is extremely important to note that Bolon Yokte was not always seen as one deity but sometimes as a collective of nine deities of the underworld
  4. Wiccan and other pagans declare that the Reckoning is at hand. The first signs occurred during the 1960s and 1970s and they have steadily increased to this day: strange events, horrendous crimes and supernatural occurrences became more numerous and harder to explain away. As time went by, these events increased in size and intensity. At first, only the tabloids took notice, and their reports were lost amid a sea of lies. But now nobody can deny the truth. The Reckoning is not a unique or new event though and similar disasters have happened in the past including mass extinctions.
  5. A number of Rosicrucian scholars see the Reckoning as the most powerful of a series of “ripples in reality” that have shaken the world time after time. Some of these “ripples” are recorded in history as major disasters. They claim that the Black Plagues that devastated most of the world during the Middle Ages was the result of one of those ripples; the disease was but the physical symptom of the crisis. The historical records from that time are full of strange stories of the dead rising from their graves and walking the streets, of dark magicks and strange, insane cults.
  6. Evil spirits inhabit the bodies of the dead and they are intent on creating a literal hell on earth.
    Worshipers of Erishkigal claim responsibility and have rebuilt the temple at Kutha in Iraq.
    Some Christian churches are blaming Satanists for causing demons to possess the bodies of the dead.
  7. The Church of Revelation believes that the plague of undead marks the arrival of Leviathan to this plane of existence.
  8. Ham radio operators in Haiti are claiming that the island is ruled by a powerful Bokor with power over the undead. There has been some bad Voodoo unleashed upon the world.

Zombie Theories

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