Dead Characters

KIA – Killed in Action
NamePlayerCircumstances
RobLevel-Headed VPJoe
Norman Balls II “Ace”HackerBill
Debra MadisonReporter KWLP NewsBill
Abraham “Abe” CartwellConspiracy TheoristBill
Benedict CumberpatchStranded Aid WorkerAlana
Morgan FreemanProfessional StudentAlana
Red PetersWrestling AnnoucerAlana
VaNi$LlaH MaKClub DJAlana
Donnie “The Body Bag” DurangoWrestling ManagerBill
Yentle BerkensteinFrustrated WriterBill
Luke BruceFatalistic Corp ExecNate/Alana/Bill
Terrance “T. T.” ToloverDetectiveBill
Esperanza Maria Alanzo GonzalesObnoxious LadyBillAbandoned unconscious
Ronnie “The Raunchster” JerimiahPorn DirectorBill
Cry$talStripperMatt (played by Alana)
Johnny “Buttermilk” Burton, aka ButtersPool HustlerAlana
Joe Quimbyex-MayorJoe
Norman McDonaldCriminologistBill
Chewy CornhuskVideo Store ClerkBill
Jollette BelaireLounge SingerBillLibrary Hungry Dead
Dewey SteinbeckLibrarianNate NPCLibrary Hungry Dead
SalimTaxi DriverJoe
VinnyNarcissistic JewelerBill
Bo James Carter aka TritCowboyBillShot through the heart by the Pythons
PhoebeBeauticianJoeGunned down on the porch by Pythons.
RocksoAlcoholic Party ClownMatt/NPCGunned down on the porch by Pythons
Pita CruzFormer FBI AgentMat 2Killed by Pythons
Esperanza Maria Alanzo GonzalesObnoxious LadyBillLeft for dead at the airport. Much later reported under siege at an 18th Street Gang safe house/orphanage near the airport. Rescued and brought to the radio station by Michael. Reportedly left with friends but much later found out she was allegedly crucified at the radio station. This was later confirmed.
Mao AkikoJapanese Sarariman/TouristDeanPushed out a window and hugged to death by his zombie mother.
SlitNeo-BarbarianDeanKid watcher’s slingshot got this one
SusanSoccer MomLangEviscerated by a ninja
PorkchopdogAlanaKilled by Yakuza father otaku
Hot DebSoccer MomDeanKilled by Yakuza son otaku
Ben RomeroReluctant HeroLangKilled by a watcher’s shovel through his spine while pulling along Bucket Steve to safety.
SatanNeo-BarbarianDeanRevenge kill by Chad for crippling him to be a zombie diversion.
ArchieSkinheadJoeBody slammed by the Nuppeppo and finshed off with a hook hand and a hatchet.
Chad TrumpPrivate Trainer (aka Kept Man)LangCrippled by Satan but fought bravely to the bitter end.
“Bucket” SteveFiremanDeanKilled falling from a roof onto a zombie while leaning over to take a shot.
Hank HowlandHandymanJoeKilled defending the tunnels below Rosicrucian Park
Chris “Naoiki” Harden aka CumstainWeirdo/LoserJoeKilled after being carried into the ocean by the skeletal shipwreck victims
EarlTrucker and FishermanJoeHe had to be put down.
EddyJanitor and HandymanJoeDied protecting Graves
Joanne TallyParamedic, Vampire of San Jose, Leader of the Ton Ton MacoutAlanaSacrificed by modern day Aztecs
Sammy WhiskersRat CatcherJoeCharles Manson’s chainsaw tentacle
Wigberto AzariaMexican PolicemanMattBeheaded by an undead eagle warrior
TBDJoe
MIA – Missing in Action
NamePlayerLast Seen
Andy Brown “A-Money”VolunteerBillFleeing at Spring Lake. Much later reported to have fled the radio station in a stolen car. And even later seen outside the ostrich farm.
Chandy JigglesPorn StarAaronRemained at Gaiten. Spotted among the prison refugees and the VF membership
Teddy BantherZombie Rights ActivistBillAt the prison protesting Joanne’s killing of a zombie.

Warning: When we finally run out of pre-generated characters, the next person to die will need to play a character based on this guy.
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Dead Characters

Dec 21, 2012 big_g