Dec 21, 2012
Dead Characters
KIA – Killed in Action | |||
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Name | Player | Circumstances | |
Rob | Level-Headed VP | Joe | |
Norman Balls II “Ace” | Hacker | Bill | |
Debra Madison | Reporter KWLP News | Bill | |
Abraham “Abe” Cartwell | Conspiracy Theorist | Bill | |
Benedict Cumberpatch | Stranded Aid Worker | Alana | |
Morgan Freeman | Professional Student | Alana | |
Red Peters | Wrestling Annoucer | Alana | |
VaNi$LlaH MaK | Club DJ | Alana | |
Donnie “The Body Bag” Durango | Wrestling Manager | Bill | |
Yentle Berkenstein | Frustrated Writer | Bill | |
Luke Bruce | Fatalistic Corp Exec | Nate/Alana/Bill | |
Terrance “T. T.” Tolover | Detective | Bill | |
Esperanza Maria Alanzo Gonzales | Obnoxious Lady | Bill | Abandoned unconscious |
Ronnie “The Raunchster” Jerimiah | Porn Director | Bill | |
Cry$tal | Stripper | Matt (played by Alana) | |
Johnny “Buttermilk” Burton, aka Butters | Pool Hustler | Alana | |
Joe Quimby | ex-Mayor | Joe | |
Norman McDonald | Criminologist | Bill | |
Chewy Cornhusk | Video Store Clerk | Bill | |
Jollette Belaire | Lounge Singer | Bill | Library Hungry Dead |
Dewey Steinbeck | Librarian | Nate NPC | Library Hungry Dead |
Salim | Taxi Driver | Joe | |
Vinny | Narcissistic Jeweler | Bill | |
Bo James Carter aka Trit | Cowboy | Bill | Shot through the heart by the Pythons |
Phoebe | Beautician | Joe | Gunned down on the porch by Pythons. |
Rockso | Alcoholic Party Clown | Matt/NPC | Gunned down on the porch by Pythons |
Pita Cruz | Former FBI Agent | Mat 2 | Killed by Pythons |
Esperanza Maria Alanzo Gonzales | Obnoxious Lady | Bill | Left for dead at the airport. Much later reported under siege at an 18th Street Gang safe house/orphanage near the airport. Rescued and brought to the radio station by Michael. Reportedly left with friends but much later found out she was allegedly crucified at the radio station. This was later confirmed. |
Mao Akiko | Japanese Sarariman/Tourist | Dean | Pushed out a window and hugged to death by his zombie mother. |
Slit | Neo-Barbarian | Dean | Kid watcher’s slingshot got this one |
Susan | Soccer Mom | Lang | Eviscerated by a ninja |
Porkchop | dog | Alana | Killed by Yakuza father otaku |
Hot Deb | Soccer Mom | Dean | Killed by Yakuza son otaku |
Ben Romero | Reluctant Hero | Lang | Killed by a watcher’s shovel through his spine while pulling along Bucket Steve to safety. |
Satan | Neo-Barbarian | Dean | Revenge kill by Chad for crippling him to be a zombie diversion. |
Archie | Skinhead | Joe | Body slammed by the Nuppeppo and finshed off with a hook hand and a hatchet. |
Chad Trump | Private Trainer (aka Kept Man) | Lang | Crippled by Satan but fought bravely to the bitter end. |
“Bucket” Steve | Fireman | Dean | Killed falling from a roof onto a zombie while leaning over to take a shot. |
Hank Howland | Handyman | Joe | Killed defending the tunnels below Rosicrucian Park |
Chris “Naoiki” Harden aka Cumstain | Weirdo/Loser | Joe | Killed after being carried into the ocean by the skeletal shipwreck victims |
Earl | Trucker and Fisherman | Joe | He had to be put down. |
Eddy | Janitor and Handyman | Joe | Died protecting Graves |
Joanne Tally | Paramedic, Vampire of San Jose, Leader of the Ton Ton Macout | Alana | Sacrificed by modern day Aztecs |
Sammy Whiskers | Rat Catcher | Joe | Charles Manson’s chainsaw tentacle |
Wigberto Azaria | Mexican Policeman | Matt | Beheaded by an undead eagle warrior |
TBD | Joe |
MIA – Missing in Action | |||
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Name | Player | Last Seen | |
Andy Brown “A-Money” | Volunteer | Bill | Fleeing at Spring Lake. Much later reported to have fled the radio station in a stolen car. And even later seen outside the ostrich farm. |
Chandy Jiggles | Porn Star | Aaron | Remained at Gaiten. Spotted among the prison refugees and the VF membership |
Teddy Banther | Zombie Rights Activist | Bill | At the prison protesting Joanne’s killing of a zombie. |
Warning: When we finally run out of pre-generated characters, the next person to die will need to play a character based on this guy.